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The Smooth Criminal Dildo Candle
The Smooth Criminal Dildo Candle
The Smooth Criminal Dildo Candle
The Smooth Criminal Dildo Candle
The Smooth Criminal Dildo Candle
The Smooth Criminal Dildo Candle
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The Smooth Criminal Dildo Candle

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Our most realistic candle to date.

Usually dispatched within 48 hours

  • FREE UK shipping
  • Available in 6 colours 
  • Laudable 5.5" shaft
  • Boutique-quality vegan wax

This is our most realistic candle to date. With his smooth 5.5" shaft, rounded head and trio of ridges, our Smooth Criminal Dildo Candle is definitely phallic. But not in a grotesque, veiny way.

A through and through smooth criminal, wherever you decide to display this sculptural masterpiece, one thing's for certain, he won't go unnoticed.

Warning

Sadly, as tempting as our candles look, they are not sex toys. They are not designed for use as sex toys and we accept no liability for misuse of our products. 

Wax

Like all our candles, our Spiral Butt Plug Candle is made from boutique-quality blended soy wax. This means it’s natural, vegan, non-toxic, biodegradable and clean burning.

This candle is unscented. We explain why here.

Packaging

Our candles are delivered in recyclable, sustainably sourced packaging. Chuck everything in the recycling once you're done.

We won't embarrass you in front of the postman - there's no Sex Toy Candle Co branding on the outside of the box. The fun's on the inside! 

Delivery

Standard UK delivery is FREE. More deets here.

International Shipping

We now ship to Europe, the USA, Australia and New Zealand. More info here.

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