Valentine's Sale - BOGOHP

Buy one, get one 50% off 

February tends to be a pretty shitty month. But this year, alongside crap weather and post-Christmas blues, there's also a national lockdown to contend with.

Chances are, if you're in a relationship you'll be spending it horny and alone. And if you're single, you can't even go out with your mates to get smashed and forget about it.

The good news is, we're running a sale! 

Happy shopping!